Crude Boys Purple Urkle – Vape Cart
TAC: 87.51%
Purple Urkle is a classic indica dominant strain with pungent grape, earth, and skunk flavors that give way to profound relaxation.
TAC: 87.51%
Purple Urkle is a classic indica dominant strain with pungent grape, earth, and skunk flavors that give way to profound relaxation.
Total Terpenes – 1.70%
Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene
Traditional Profile: Hybrid
STADANKOHHH: You know that one joint you smoked outdoors and some how ended up smellin… well, like Cheech & Chong mixed with a wild skunk?With its iconic and undeniable dankness, the StaDankOhh line is as relentless as it’s Up in Smoke name sake, Sgt. Stedanko, and as loud and pungent as Tommy’s “man purse.”
TAC: 35.19%
Total THC: 29.65%
Terpenes: 1.32%
Lineage: Sour Diesel x Georgia Pine
Relax, it’s not the end of the world yet. Apocalypto is a “high-flying” sativa dominant strain that should be at the top of your list when looking for a cerebral flower strain! Apocalypto first arrives in the back of the head preparing you for blast off. In no time, Apocalypto rushes behind the eyes giving a “lifted” feeling as if you’re floating through outer space. Along with this motivating experience comes amazing flavors and aromas of pine trees, sweet fruit, and sour citrus. So, instead of waiting for the end of the world to come, get some stuff done. There’s still time!
TAC: 56.313%
Total THC: 48.53%
Terpenes: Not Listed
Recharge your energy reserves with Mana, a revitalizing 1g sativa-infused pre-roll. We’ve blended light, floral-citrus cannabis flower with premium concentrate for a smooth yet potent smoke. Expect crisp, uplifting effects that spark creativity and conversation—ideal for daytime use, social gatherings, or whenever you need an inspired lift.
TAC: 37.21%
Total THC: 35.85%
Terps: 1.57%
Passion Fruit Infused Pre-roll 0.75g delivers a potent and flavorful punch that combines the sweet, tart, and tropical essence of passion fruit with the power of premium strains like Guava Tart, Florida Kush, Highland OG, and Clemonadez. Whether you’re craving a vibrant sativa high or seeking a tropical twist to your cannabis routine, this infused pre-roll offers a perfect blend of flavor and strength.
TAC: 31.12%
Total THC: 26.23%
Terps: 1.2%
Fruit Salad is a rare indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created through crossing the delicious Agent Orange X Banana Kush X Strawberry strains. As far as flavors go, the name says it all – Fruit Salad packs together all of the fresh and fruity flavors you’ve been dying for, with a blend of sharp citrus, sweet berries, and delicious tree fruits for a melt-in-you-mouth taste that will leave you begging for more. The aroma follows the same effect, although it is slightly earthy and herby at times. The Fruit Salad high is very relaxing and slightly stoney in nature, with effects that hit both head and body. You’ll feel an uplifted state at the onset of the high that fills you with feelings of happiness and can leave you a little light-headed at times. As this effect grows and expands, a stoney effect will settle in, washing your mind and body with relaxing calming effects that can leave you slightly sedated at times. In combination with its high 20% average THC level, Fruit Salad is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic stress, insomnia, and mood swings. This bud has lumpy thick forest green nugs with bright amber haris and a coating of chunky amber crystal trichomes.
TAC: 29.14% Total THC: 23.72% Terpenes: 1.64%
Swampwater Fumez, also known as “Swamp Water Fumez,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the potent OG Kush Breath 2.1 X Candy Fumez strains. Best known for its heavy stench and super grounding high, Swampwater Fumez is the perfect bud to have you feeling like you’re ready to kick back and enjoy your evening or late afternoon in no time at all. The smell of Swampwater Fumez will fill any room immediately, with heavy waves of skunky diesel, nutty kush and weirdly sweet hints of sugary candies. The flavor is a bit lighter, with a sweet and fruity berry candy taste accented by flowery kush and savory skunk. The Swampwater Fumez high will hit you slowly, building with warming waves of happiness that inch further and further into both mind and body with a smooth sense of deep relaxation and calm that is often described as ‘grounding.’ You’ll feel simultaneously kicked back yet mentally stimulated, keeping you connected to reality no matter how far you fall into the couch.
TAC: 32.2% TOTAL THC: 27.30% TERPS: N/A
Kush Cream is a hybrid strain that was born out of a cross between Lemon Tree and Kush Mints. It emits an earthy, piney, citrusy aroma with subtle hints of sweetness. Its earthiness is reminiscent of its Kush heritage, while the pine and citrus undertones add depth to the bouquet. The strain induces deep relaxation, euphoric bliss, and a tranquil calm
TAC: 35.35% TOTAL THC: 30.25% TERPS: 2.57%
Velcroz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Blue Flame OG X Blue Zushi strains. Named for its melting, sticky high and amazing parentage, Velcroz is the perfect gorgeous bud to help you feel immediately settled with just one tasty little toke. The high will hit you immediately, rushing into your brain with a soaring mental euphoria. Your mood will be instantly lifted as any stresses or anxieties fade away, replaced with a sense of pure happiness that leaves you grinning stupidly from ear to ear. A mellow relaxation comes next, inching into both mind and body slowly before dropping your physical form off a cliff into a heavy, immovable body melt. Thanks to these potent effects and its super high 25-26% average THC level and 0-1% average CBD level, Velcroz is often suggested to treat experience patients who are looking for relief from conditions including chronic pain, cramps or muscle spasms, inflammation, arthritis, depression or mood swings and chronic stress. This bud has a sweet and fruity blueberry kush flavor with hints of woody pine and a spicy black pepper exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a peppery woody overtone accented by gassy diesel and sweet, fruity blueberries. Velcroz buds have fluffy and small, heart-shaped minty green nugs with blue undertones, thin orange hairs and a frosty coating of tiny, sparkling blue-tinted white crystal trichomes.
TAC: 88.52%
This strain leads with a sweet, diesel, and slight banana aroma, a sweet banana cream-like taste, and a creamy diesel exhale. A very heavy body high that could be described as being wrapped up in a blanket followed by a happy, and euphoric feeling.
A powerful and enchanting strain that provides a potent high, offering both euphoria and deep relaxation. It is a unique combination of the ever-popular and well-known Khalifa Mints and GastroPop strains, resulting in an extraordinary experience for cannabis enthusiasts.
TERPS: 2.13%
Breathe in winter with a crisp taste of pine, woodsy, wintery freshness from top terpenes Pinene and Caryophyllene.