TAC: 30.6%
Grease Monkey x Tina (Aka Slippery Susan) doesn’t hold back—it’s bold, rich, and unapologetically heavy. A union of Grease Monkey and The Tina, this strain produces chunky, resin-caked flowers with aromas that swirl from roasted coffee and gassy haze to a subtle sweetness on the back end. On the inhale, expect a creamy, espresso-like flavor cut by nutty fuel; on the exhale, a peppery dark spice that lingers. The experience starts with a rush of stony head pressure before easing into a slow, enveloping body weight that makes time feel like it’s standing still.