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TAC: 37.3% TOTAL THC: 31.70% TERPS: 1.54%
Named for its iconic parentage, Roasted Garlic Margy combines a super unique flavor with sedative effects that are perfect for a quick boost before you need to get to sleep at night. Like its name suggests, this bud has a spicy sage overtone accented by a punch of garlic and touches of sweet citrusy fruits. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrusy overtone accented by earthy woods, fresh herbal sage and spicy peppery garlic.

TAC: 87.21%
Terps: 3.90%

Creamsicle Sunset (Hybrid)
[Ethos Cookies x Mandarin Sunset]
Earthy, citrusy, and easygoing, Cremiscle Sunset leans into mellow vibes without going too heavy. It’s been said to deliver a smooth, relaxed experience with just enough punch to take the edge off. While effects may vary, some consumers mention it as a good pick for unwinding without losing focus. Flavor-wise, expect a mix of tart citrus and grounding earth—simple, clean, and easy to come back to.

TAC: 25.82%
TERPS: 2.46%
THC: 20.84%

Cheetah Piss is an exotic 50/50 hybrid strain. Luckily, you don’t need to go on a safari to spot this rare Cheetah, just head down to your nearest Mission Dispensary! Cheetah Piss is renowned for its super pungent terpene profile and turns out, the hype is real. The classic tangerine-citrus terps and rotten fruit aroma will leave a sour look on your face. The flavor profile, is sour citrus and delightfully diesel on the exhale. This wonderful 50/50 hybrid is reported by users to promote energetic, cerebral, uplifting effects that could be beneficial for daytime consumption.

TAC: 89.50%
TERPS: N/A

“Lemon Drop” A bright, tangy burst of lemon with a hint of sweetness, like a candy-coated citrus twist. Refreshing and uplifting, it’s a sunny treat in every puff.

TOTAL THC : 12.9% TERPS : 3.1%
Project Purple is a calming, indica-dominant cannabis strain known for its sweet, earthy, and soapy aroma. Favored for nighttime use, it delivers deeply relaxing and restful effects ideal for unwinding. Main terpenes include Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Linalool.

TAC: 24.07% THC: 22.34% TERPS: 2.23%
Intergalactic is an uplifting strain that can be consumed any time of the day, but for best results, mind your dosage. This strain is a perfect companion for getting creative. This strain has citrus and earthy notes with reported calming and euphoric effects.

TAC: 35.87% TOTAL TERPS: 2.01% TOTAL THC: 28.58%
GovernMint Oasis 7g is a quarter-ounce package of a balanced hybrid cannabis strain bred from GMO and Gush Mints. It features frosty purple-tinted buds, a minty diesel aroma, and deeply relaxing effects

TAC: 36.54%
TOTAL TERPS: 3.15%
TOTAL THC: 30.58%
Hypothermia is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between White Widow, AK-47, and Blueberry. This strain is a strong and pungent hybrid that has a herbal and earthy aroma with notes of citrus and pine.

TAC: 34.26%
TOTAL TERPS: 3.17%
TOTAL THC: 28.10%
Wifi OG X Glueberry OG

Sativa

Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Hifi 4G #9 is a strain designed for music lovers and social gatherings. Its effects provide an uplifting and creative mental state, while also inducing a sense of calm and relaxation. Perfect for cozy nights spent with friends, this potent strain leaves a lasting impression that won’t be easily forgotten.

TAC: 36.78% TOTAL THC: 30.56% TERPS: N/A
Hella Jelly from Twisted Growers is a sativa-dominant hybrid flower bred from Very Cherry × Notorious THC. Sweet cherry, strawberry, and grape notes meet bright citrus and a cotton-candy finish that seems innocent enough. Its upbeat, creative headspace stays clear and lively, making it a sharp pick for daytime plans, social detours, or finally opening the file you have been avoiding.

TAC:88.74%
Terps: 9.33%
Despite its zany name, this creamy strain is reported to bring a calm and thoughtful high that lets you ignore your body a bit. Bursting with sweet olive and jasmine, the breathtakingly buttery Cereal Milk x Purple Punch knockout combo is certainly a treat. With highlights spanning cornbread to blueberry muffins and orange blossom, honeysuckle, and bitters, you’re in for a full seasonal experience, whether winter, spring, summer, or fall.

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